Good morning!
I’m pleased to present you all with a quiz. As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer. If you’re right you’ll know, and if you’re wrong you’ll see the last cycling discipline in which steel still reigns supreme.
Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and best of luck in all your cycling-related endeavors.
Love,
–Tan Tenovo


1. This Ferrari belongs to Grant Petersen.

2. What is this?
- The “green transportation heirarchy”
- The “urban mobility hegemony”
- The “inverted triangle of smugness”
- A breakdown of road users by foot callous thickness

3. What is this?
- An inflatable bib short
- A personal flotation device
- A stillsuit from the new “Dune” movie
- A malfunctioning male enhancement system

4. Debuted in 1985, the Avocet FasGrip tire was noted for its:
- Incredible puncture resistance
- Lack of a tread pattern
- First-ever Kevlar bead
- Accompanying booklet, written by Jobst Brandt, in which he methodically explained how stupid you are

5. This used Budnitz may once have belonged to:

6. These charts show:
- Gross domestic product of Sweden
- Mips market performance
- Streaming performance of the film catalog of Ingmar Bergman
- ZZZzzz…

7. The UCI recently banned the:
***Special Hyperbole-Themed Bonus Video!***
Yeah I don’t know about that.