Scaling It Down

Fall is a delightful time to engage in the riding of bicycles just as long as you can keep yourself from contemplating the fact that those beautiful bursts of color are really the death throes of summer and very soon the landscape will be transformed into a frozen wind-swept wasteland: Like this: https://videopress.com/v/cNaQRMf2?resizeToParent=true&cover=true&posterUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fbikesnobnyc.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F02%2Fimg_1567_mov_dvd.original.jpg&preloadContent=metadata&useAverageColor=true Though maybe... Continue Reading →

Two Thumbies Up

Okay, now this is a devious spam text: Normally I just block and delete, but I came very close to answering this one. "Hey! This isn't Grant but I am one of his acolytes! What was the gift? Was it Scottish cotton? Was it a LoNo derailleur?!? I really wanna know! Can I see a... Continue Reading →

My Mouth Is Agape At The Lack Of Agape

This past Friday saw the submission deadline for The Seventeenth Inaugural Tan Tenovo Meh-Roica Bike Pageant: Brought to you by Dumonde Tech, the champagne of lubes: Since then I notice one or two of you have inquired about the winner, which... [Deep breath.] Okay, let's get something straight here. That deadline was for you, not... Continue Reading →

Right Down To The Wire

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fredline is upon us: That's right, no more submissions after 12pm EST EDT PTSD my time, which is whatever time it is in New York, and if you want to know what time it is in New York then visit your search engine of choice and type in the words, "What... Continue Reading →

Talkin’ ‘Bout Meh Generation

As the deadline for the Meh-roica Whatever-It's-Called Contest (sponsored by Dumonde Tech, the Dom Pérignon of Bicycle Lubricants™) approaches, the entries are flowing in so smoothly it's almost like the entire contest has been doused in Dumonde Tech, the Dom Pérignon of Bicycle Lubricants™: [Dumonde Tech, the Dom Perignon of...you get it.] For example, consider... Continue Reading →

Meh-Roica The Beautiful

You now have two more days to enter the inaugural edition of the 35th Annual Meh-Roica Bicycle Beauty Pageant: Sponsored by Dumonde Tech, the Dom Pérignon of bicycle lubricants: [WARNING: Do Not Drink] And if you're unfamiliar with Dom Pérignon, it's the Dumonde bicycle lubricant of fizzy alcoholic drinks: Glad we could clear that up...... Continue Reading →

Autumn Years

In the early days of this blog, when Fixie Fever was running way into the red zone, the must-have wheel for your carefully curated track bike was the Aerospoke: Like many trends from that era, this one was somewhat bewildering, since the Aerospoke was basically a really heavy wheel you'd skip over in the Nashbar... Continue Reading →

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