Good morning!
I’m pleased to present you with a quiz! But today we’re going to try something different. This is called “Old Crap Price Is Right.” All you have to do is study the item currently for sale on an online marketplace and choose the correct price. If you’re right you’ll see the listing, and if you’re wrong you’ll see an inside look at the bike industry.
Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and caveat emptor!
Love,
–Tan Tenovo


1. 1987 Nishiki Linear

2. Softride Powerwing 700

3. Print ad for the 1996 Jetta Trek sedan

4. Campagnolo 50th Anniversary Group (NOS)

5. Shimano 105 Non-Anniversary Group (Used)

6. “Instagram-worthy” Crust Canti Lightning Bolt*
*[I know, it’s not old, but it’s old in spirt.]

7. Vintage Ti-Raleigh Wool Jersey**
**[Think of all the “likes” you’d get on Instagram if you rode that Crust in that jersey!]
***Special Modern Item-Themed Bonus Question***

Muc-Off “Ludicrous AF” Chain Lube (50ml) That Looks Like Something Mario Cipollini Would Use For Styling His Hair (Or Wanking…Or Both)
