We’re closing in on winter up here in the good hemisphere, so consider this column by Jörs Trüli your annual reminder to embrace the cold rather than fear it:
Also, while this freshly-published column may be quite timely, it is in fact “new old stock” in that I wrote it before Outside discontinued my column–though Outside themselves may not realize it’s been discontinued, so perhaps I should pull a Costanza and just keep showing up:
I can’t decide if their reply is a compliment or a self-own, but either way I better get to work on that moon landing story!
Oh, and before you point out stuff like “Zwift is really fun!,” “I live in Buffalo/Canada/[insert Lob-forsaken snowhole here] and riding inside is all I’ve got,” etc., please note that the column is not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturer of dairy products:
Conversely, while you’e more than welcome to reply with a “Minnesota Humblebrag” such as, “Who needs riding inside? It was so warm here in the Twin cities yesterday that I rode without my eletronic beard defroster!,” please be aware that we see right through you:
Lastly, I notice that in the aforelinked post I mentioned Walz Caps, so I’ll take this opportunity to remind you to head over there and build a custom cap for yourself or someone you love!
Use discount code “BSNYC” and the custom add-on is free.
For a background image, I recommend icicles.