Go *Fourth* And Have A Great Holiday!

^^^^^^DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE???^^^^^^

Fire up the grill, launch some aesthetically pleasing explosives assuming it’s permitted in your municipality, and, most importantly, treat yourself to a new motor vehicle by taking on an onerous loan or lease:

[“Fuck It, I’m Leasing A Hyundai…For America!”]

Sales events like these don’t come around often–just on pretty much every secular holiday–so be sure to take advantage!

Have a great holiday, ride safe, and I’ll see you back here next week.

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