It's AI week here on Tan Tenovo's House of Irritability, and once again we'll be taking a look at the profound ethical, legal, financial, and cultural implications of this controversial technology and its evolving impact on the cycling landscape. Nah. But we are going to look at more zany AI stuff though: Of course we... Continue Reading →
What’s New Is Old Again
Look, I know the idea of the future is scary and everyone's all freaked out about AI and stuff, but it's going to be fine, trust me. For example, I'm old enough to remember when 1984 was supposed to look like this: But instead it turned out like this: And hey, you can speculate that... Continue Reading →
You’re Only As Aero As You Feel
Yesterday I had to drop the The Car That I Own off with the mechanic, so I brought a bike with me and took the scenic way home: I would describe the Roadini as my own personal dreamboat, and this is how I feel pretty much every time I ride it: I even wave to... Continue Reading →
Prepare To Launch!
Spring finally showed up at the end of last week: Only for summer to immediately elbow it out of the way, inspiring me to head over to the other side of the river on Saturday for a good old-fashioned road ride: I chose the right day, too, because had I waited until Sunday I would... Continue Reading →
Be Careful What You Wish For
We each have our own idea of what dystopia looks like, and for some it's a surveillance state where you can't even park in a bike lane without getting a ticket: Here's what happened: Bret Baier’s Fox News crew was slapped with a ticket after cameras in Beijing caught them parked illegally while filming a segment... Continue Reading →
Just Pecking Away At It
I hadn't been on the Roadini in a little, but I corrected that yesterday: When putting this bike together, the idea was to take everything I love about my other road bikes and combine them into one lugged steel superbike, and I have to say I really nailed it: Though I guess Rivendell deserve a... Continue Reading →
Cracking Up
It's "Bike To Work" season once again, and while the idea of riding a bicycle is confusing and frightening to most people, fortunately there's local news to ease them into the concept: It's a good thing they explained that riding a bike to work is more than just cycling around town, because too many potential... Continue Reading →
On The Road Again, Again
Okay, that's it, I quit bikes: So it's like a gravel bike, but it's a road bike? Yet it's "designed for all-day rides on any surface," so exactly a gravel bike? Actually, that's not entirely true. It's for "roads that kinda disintegrate into dirt:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkyEXVT30jY It's about time someone made a dedicated Roads That Kinda... Continue Reading →
Nothing’s Shocking
As you may recall, I was having some issues with the frontal shiftitude of my new testcycle: My initial diagnosis was insufficient cable housing length. However, it turns out this is merely a secondary issue, and further testing has revealed the primary culprit to be the rear shock, which is leaking air: While I generally... Continue Reading →
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
Generally speaking, I don't go in for the whole "The world is falling apart and humanity is doomed" thing. Life is an ugly business, it's human nature to be afraid, and the sense that we've somehow fallen from grace and are being cosmically punished from our misdeeds is so deeply ingrained in us that it's... Continue Reading →