Good morning!
By way of staving off complacency, I’m pleased to present you with a quiz. As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer. If you’re right you’ll know, and if you’re wrong you’ll see how to sell the sizzle.
Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and ride safely.
Love,
Tan Tenovo
1) In New York City, thieves on Citi Bikes are snatching __________ from pedestrians:
2) The HydroWank 9000™ is the first electronic hydration system designed specifically for power users of Internet pornography.
3) Cane Creek will buy your old __________:
- Threaded headset
- Rigid fork
- Aluminum crank
- Unwashed chamois (“the dirtier the better,” according to the ad)
4) This device is called the ________:
5) What’s going on here?
- He’s getting a custom bicycle
- He’s had a freak fence-straddling accident
- He’s doing Kegel exercises in order to strengthen his perineum for the big Fondo
- His erection has lasted more than four hours and so he’s consulting his physician
6) Charlie Weissman, West Village resident, is always ready to stop and share his opinions on:
7) In a move some are referring to as “Biopace 2.0,” Shimano will bring elliptical chainrings exclusively to the 105 group in 2026.
***Special Evergreen Bonus Video!***
It’s important to revisit this one from time to time because it remains the gold standard for bike reviews.