Good morning!
Okay, close your books, clear your desk, put your thinking caps on, and take your pants off because it’s time for a quiz. As always, study the item, think and click on your answer. If you’re right you’ll know it, and if you’re wrong you’ll see bicycles in American cinema.
Thanks for reading, ride safe, and stay warm. Or stay cool if it’s warm where you live.
Love,
Tan Tenovo
1) What’s Sean Kelly doing wrong according to Greg LeMond?
- He’s too scrunched up
- He’s in the wrong gear
- His cap is on backwards
- He’s riding in the wrong direction
2) Which New York City personality recently angered the smugerati by bragging about their new Cybertruck?
3) “Slap Shot” star Paul Newman, in addition to being a race car driver, was a keen amateur bicycle racer.
4) Which noted guitarist composed a song called “Tullio” as an homage to Tullio Campagnolo?
5) A “dinglespeed” is still a singlespeed.
6) The Cervélo Rouvida is:
- Powered by an electrical assist and equipped with components that almost all require batteries in order to work
- Both a gravel bike and a road bike since the “flip chip” allows you to change the geometry by some meaningless amount
- An abomination that should be destroyed
- All of the above
7) The Santa Cruz Skitch is an obvious car replacement because:
- It has limited cargo hauling capacity
- It turns your commute into a reckless misadventure, which is exactly what you want on the way to work
- It has a motor, duh
- All of the above
***Special Wheels Of Justice-Themed Bonus Video***
Spoiler alert: she finds for the plaintiff.